solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

And Tina Belcher’s ‘uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh’

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school