a-flock-of-geese:

King Henry VIII: My anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons, hun.

"A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear."

Me. Cause it’s true. (via godiscobalt)

(via counterpunches)

(Source: gavinsdiary)

(Source: tkyle)

Baby Irish Wolfhound

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enter21:

imageMuzmith at 6 weeks

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Muzmith at 8 weeks

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Muzmith at 6 months

I am pretty sure I could ride your dog into battle.

snapchatting:

Being elegant and sophisticated takes a lot of work, but it’s all worth it to tell everyone I meet that I’m elegant and sophisticated.

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.